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*boobshoes*
Afoot and lighthearted I take to the open road. Healthy, free, the world before me.
The long brown path before me leading wherever I choose. Henceforth I ask not good fortune, I myself am good fortune. Henceforth I whimper no more, postpone no more, need nothing. Strong and content I travel the open road. Walt Whitman Leaves of Grass I SURPASSED MY $10,000 FUNDRASING GOAL! TOTAL PLEDGES RAISED: A WHOPPING $11,175 Click on PHOTOS, at the left, for my photos of the walk! THE BOOBSHOES MOST EXCELLENT 3-DAY ADVENTURE 2 Pairs Sauconcy Running Shoes = $200.00 Styrofoam Breasts Affixed to Running Shoes = $13.98 6 Pairs CoolMax Socks = $84.00 Months Spent Training = 4 1 Twin Size Battery Operated Inflatable Mattress = $19.99 Sleepless Nights from Sleeping in an Exhibition Hall with 1000 people = 1 Sleepless Nights from Wind Flapping the Tent Wildly = 1 Ounces of Water & Gatorade Linda Consumed = 560 Trips to the Porta-Potty = Too Many Luna Bars, Carrot Sticks, Chips, Pretzels, Bananas & Oranges Consumed = More than trips to the porta-potties Times we said “Passing on your left. Thank you!” = Countless Linda’s Trips to the Blister Tent = 4 Linda’s Final Blister Count = 10 Anticipated Toenail Loss: 3 Total Number of Walkers = 4,392 Number of Breast Cancer Survivor Walkers = 440 Number of Male Walkers = 380 (Hey single guys, are you getting the ratio here?) Total Gallons Water & Gatorade Consumed by the Walkers: 17,940 Age of the Oldest Walker = 73 Age of Youngest Walker = 17 Total Miles Walked = 65.74 Total Steps Walked = 141,695 NET FOR THE S.F. EVENT = $7 Million Knowing that we made a difference in the fight against breast cancer = PRICELESS
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